5 Things my children have said to me during and since my return from Cardiff

* I couldnt find you mummy. I looked in my bed, I looked in Jamies bed and I looked in your bed. I thought you were sleeping in the bath?!
* I missed you while you were away mummy-I wanted to fart on you!!
* Can we play hungry hippos?
* I've missed you not reading me my bedtime story..................can we have another one
* Daddy let me eat spaghetti bolognaise in Jamies bedroom - you never let me do that